Tres Metros Sobre el Cielo
3MSC follows a hot-tempered Marty Stu and an uptight girl who fall in love in the most ridiculous kind of way. Spain’s answer to Twilight meets Nicholas Sparks.
Tagged: mood: eye-rolling
Taste of Cherry (1997)
Kiarostami’s film about a man contemplating taking his own life and finding someone to bury him is a sadly dull look into a potentially interesting topic.
Estrada de Palha (2012)
Hay Road is a Portuguese drama with Western semblance and a political message. Set in the beginning of the 20th century when the monarchy was about to give its place to the republic, it was inspired by David Henry Thoreau’s writings concerning the justice and moral of the State.
Identity Thief (2013)
Melissa McCarthy is easily the best part of Identity Thief, but the screenplay from Craig Mazin works heavily against the film.
Mottomo Toi Ginga
Mottomo Toi Ginga — or The Most Distant Galaxy — is a two-part television movie about a retired detective that is still haunted by a ten-year-old unsolved case.
Loneliest Planet, The (2011)
The Loneliest Planet follows a couple — free-spirited Nica and her accommodating boyfriend, Alex — in their dream vacation in the wilderness of Euroasia, Georgia.
Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia, The
This terrible movie ushers in a whole new genre of horror forever to be known as “white guilt horror.”
Side Effects (2013)
Soderbergh delivers an interesting piece about the pharmaceutical industry that is heavily influenced by a traditional noir narrative.
Sword Bearer, The
Imagine Wolverine had only one blade. That’s exactly Sasha’s curse (or gift). When emotions run too high, it comes out of his hand and people are killed.
Mama (2013)
Guillermo Del Toro presents another disappointing horror effort that will leave you wishing you stuck with watching the short film that it’s very loosely built on.
