Lords of Salem, The
Rob Zombie’s attempt to make a film with truly nightmarish qualities fails with a lame narrative and a poor grip on good surrealism.
Tagged: mood: eye-rolling
Oblivion (2013)
Post-apocalyptic Earth-stationed technician, Jack, uncovers the truth about everything he believed to be true.
Pain & Gain
Michael Bay may have finally made a fun and self-aware film, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t still stuffed full of tasteless comedy.
Host, The (2013)
Even with a solid concept to work with, Andrew Niccol does nothing to improve Stephenie Meyer’s messy and boring tale of aliens and kissing.
Big C, The – Season 3
Season 3 is all about remission regarding Cathy Jamison’s cancer, but the problem with the remission theme is that it made Season 3 pretty boring to watch.
Evil Dead (2013)
With copious amounts of blood raining down from the sky, Fede Alvarez brings us a new addition to the world that Sam Raimi created over thirty years ago, and boy, is it a great one.
Jack the Giant Slayer
Jack the Giant Slayer joins the list of revamped fairytale movies that is so in vogue in Hollywood right now.
Tres Metros Sobre el Cielo
3MSC follows a hot-tempered Marty Stu and an uptight girl who fall in love in the most ridiculous kind of way. Spain’s answer to Twilight meets Nicholas Sparks.
