Lone Ranger, The (2013)


Release date: July 3, 2013
Director: Gore Verbinski
Characters by: Fran Striker, George W. Trendle
Screenplay by: Justin Haythe, Ted Elliot, Terry Rossio
Cast: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner, Tom Wilkinson, Ruth Wilson, Helena Bonham Carter

I actually had little to no preconceptions of The Lone Ranger — I didn’t grow up watching it, and I’m partial to whatever Verbinski’s done for the screen… though, I admit that I found the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie surprisingly good (I saw it by accident… at the cinema), and The Ring was pretty decent. I was weary of some of the race issues [1] arising from casting Johnny Depp as Tonto, and became even more indifferent when it became the second lackluster of the summer season no only in numbers, but also in critics’ opinions.

Shockingly, though, I didn’t hate it. I was genuinely kind of surprised by some of the elements displayed on the film, but I see what elements might be ticking people off.

This version of The Lone Ranger puts Tonto (painted face and kinda chunky Johnny Depp) in the center of the whole story, relegating the Lone Ranger (Hammer) to sidekick position — minus one for TLR hardcore fans. But it really worked for me, since westerns generally bore me and I do kind of forgive Depp for almost everything. It starts out in the 1930s with a boy looking at a Midwest exhibit of stuffed buffaloes and… possibly a stuffed “Noble Savage” that magically becomes alive to reveal his name is Tonto… in old age. All of a sudden we’re transported to the 1860s where everything took place, as Tonto is being transported as a prisoner next to the bloodthirsty Butch Cavendish (Fichtner), who is on his way to be executed for his crimes.

The train they’re riding is about to be raided by Cavendish’s lackeys to set him free, but they’re not counting with the presence of the new town’s lawyer, John Reid before he becomes the Lone Ranger, who happens to not believe in the power of weapons, instead trusting the law and believing justice to work. When Cavendish manages to escape, John and his brother, Dan (James Badge Dale) the Ranger, alongside his team set out on a search until they’re ambushed and killed with Cavendish — in an act of cold evilness that I thought was weird to see on a Disney flick — takes Dan’s heart and eats it.

Believed to be dead, John… with the aid of Tonto… is reborn as the Lone Ranger.

I’m going to tell you what I think doesn’t work with The Lone Ranger: the pacing is weird. At a moment we’re all slapstick comedy with Depp doing Captain Jack with heavier makeup on and naked torso, and the next we could see a reflection of Cavendish eating John Reid’s brother’s heart. It’s not graphic, but it gives you enough of a picture to send chills down your spine. We are then mocking the ineptitude of John Reid trying to embody the Lone Ranger, and switch to an action scene that’s interrupted by the 1930s story because the kid is as incredulous as some of the audience may be.

Look, I’m all for wacky genres mixtures, especially if they end up like The Good, The Bad, The Weird or Let the Bullets Fly, which are predominantly set on a western setting; however, it feels like Verbinski wasn’t entirely sure what type of film he was making, and at times I think he wanted to make a proper grown-up movie with the inclusion of  Helena Bonham Carter’s character as a Madame. A Madame (!!!) that shows you her ivory leg ready to kill when you press the button. I’m sure that with music done by Jack White, it would’ve been a different experience. Zimmer is always an apt choice as a composer, but makes The Lone Ranger too serious of a summer blockbuster, which matched some of the themes shown in the film. I was surprised at how badly painted “white men” were, which is one of my first experiences in my popcorn entertainment.

So there, The Lone Ranger doesn’t suck. It’s just a lot of people hate it from different sides. People that hate it for switching the focus to Tonto, people who hated that Depp was chosen as Tonto, people that thought this film was too graphic for a Disney flick, people that claim the story is filled with White Guilt, etc. For all its bad elements, it makes up with others. And the train chase is a lot of fun.

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Note: Interesting to note that the name of Tonto has always been changed in the Spanish Latino dub to “Toro” — which makes sense, because “tonto” means “dumb” and it was one of the reasons I was weary with the news of “stereotypical native american” representation.


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10 Responses

  1. mirella says:

    “chunky Johnny Depp” LOL, didn’t look that chunky in the trailer… or maybe I was too distracted by the dead bird on his head!
    Good to know it wasn’t bad! I really hope, for Disney’s sake, they at least get their money back with the international market because we do “forgive Depp for almost everything” xD
    I mean, Disney has had a crappy record lately with their non-animated movies (that are not Marvel) xD

    • amy says:

      @mirella, the problem with The Lone Ranger… you can’t even sell merchandise! LOL What are you gonna do? Sell dead bird hats in toy stores? xD Guns as toys are a no-no in the US now… and fancy clockwork isn’t gonna be fun. TLR needed minions. Everyone wants one ;P

      Talking about “forgiving Depp” – my dad who is a big TLR fan with the old shows said the movie wasn’t as good but he had fun because of Depp LOL

  2. Rodrigo says:

    Depp as Tonto was a mixed bag. At times funny, at times not. Movie pacing was so bad and boring, it made me fall asleep. Final train ride was great, though. How the film got there was slow as hell.

    • amy says:

      @Rodrigo, did you watch it subtitled?

      • Rodrigo says:

        @amy, Yup, subtitled and for free (read: invited). Awkward thing: the subtitles translated Tonto as Toro. Unlike Jack Sparrow (see: POTC3-ongoing), I found Tonto to be funny, but he suffers from the plot and pacing.

        I have TLR rated at 2.5/5 and I gave an extra 0.5 because of Depp and the train chase scene (it was lots of fun).

        • amy says:

          @Rodrigo, not awkward at all. The original name for Tonto in Spanish is Toro. Because…. awkward! xD Very much like Chichi and Milk in Dragon Ball.

          The show I was on was dubbed, even though no kids were in for the show. The plot is pretty straight forward, because sadly we need an origin movie. And I don’t think a movie of The Lone Ranger already as The Lone Ranger would be any better either. LOL

          The thing against it is… it’s a Disney flick, so it has to have the jokes. But if Verbinski had done a funny action adventure, people would’ve complained that Tonto still remains a dufus. If it hadn’t been Disney, it wouldn’t have gotten the budget to pull off the train chase, and if Verbinski wanted to make a serious movie, people would have accused him of not knowing how to have fun (see TDKR).

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